- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A seal walks into a club.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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