- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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