- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

thomas!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Obama walks into a hospital....

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