If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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João Duarte reads this.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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dead dibbs

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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