- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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