- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Christ is a conspiracy

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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