My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

I had a submarine.... once

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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