Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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