- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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