- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

your face

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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