- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Wats rong with yo leg.....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Dance is a sport

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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