- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

The GOV and the WHO?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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