Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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