Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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