What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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