- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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