- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

im telling maguire

Womens rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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