What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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