Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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