- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Balls

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Cheese

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

your life

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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