- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock Knock? Come in.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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