what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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minorities

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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