- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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