- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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