- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How high is the sky? True or False

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.