- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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