What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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