- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Face...the other white meat!

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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