- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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