Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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