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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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