A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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The Oakland Raiders

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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