Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

An Asian with a big dick.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

you suck

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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