- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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