Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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the WNBA.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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