What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The NBA and womens sports

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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