why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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