- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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