- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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