- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Sex education in Texas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

i have yougurt mit traktor

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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