- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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William wright is Gay

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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