Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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