- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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