- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Japan

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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