- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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