- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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