Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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