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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What comes after 69? 70

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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