- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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