- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Sex

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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9/11 my birthday

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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