- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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