A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

why girl die cancer

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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