- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

poop.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

poop.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

poop.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania