- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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