- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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