Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A hill billy went fishing

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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