- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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