Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Connor is homo

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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